Best Western
Religion
There’s a bible in every
room but no direction home.
Parents, educators, and friends all have plans
for your
future. They might
want what’s best for you, but only you know what that
is.
Northwestern
Squall Line
Love can be the warmest of
all nouns, but one should always carry a straightjacket in case of cold
weather. Love can be
maddening. You don’t have to
be crazy, but it helps.
Time
Scholars say that modern
man has more free time now than ever before. Paradoxically, it seems to be
the opposite. Sometimes you have to cut the power, relax, and take
the time to indulge in the finer
things.
In
This Room
Frustration comes in many
guises. Perhaps an inept,
knuckle dragging, moron wins an
election and plunges your country into
years of economic and social decline. Perhaps
you just can’t get
laid.
Reclaim Your
Vices
I suppose it’s a small part
of every elected official’s duty to smile while stabbing you in
the
back, but when all that person knows how to do is stab, it’s time for some
political cleansing.
What’s Inside
I shy away from confrontation. I imagine
that the utterance of whatever I want to say will
make the ground
catch fire and tear the Earth in two. This almost never happens. But
it can prevent me from
saying what I really want to say.
Why is the anticipation of
something always worse than
the reality?
Bathers
Swim
This song
really deals with global warming, but you really have to dig deep to
see that.
I've
just never been a fan of songs that are too obvious. Al Gore has yet to
return my calls.
I Think It’s Gonna
Rain
This is a song for anyone
who’s ever needed a change of latitude. Really it’s a
testament to the
importance of good friends.
No matter how much you dislike
your surroundings, at least
misery loves company.
The Jar Fell
Big girls DO cry; and when
they cry over spilt milk, it’s your fault. I
don't
know why I've been so attracted to bad relationships. But
sometimes
you can just FEED on the drama.
Rainwater
Ancient rivalries and
modern quarrels intersect at the corner of sophistication
and moonshine. From the bucolic wanderers
of ancient Judea to the stagnant
suburbanites of middle America, the
farmers and the ranchers have never
been
friends.
A Child Sits in a Room
They say
that “idle hands are the devils playground.” I think idle
hands are the
military’s playground. They take the “game” out of
“war game.”
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